Good god its tougher to get in here than fort knox.............what a loooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooog adjournment !!!! Just read that Sweaty bettys barred from making Kaftans.... with K :) But think the one who banned her should not be allowed to play with
scissors either (given the amount of home made wine she consumes like) plus of course when
she graduates to Wodka her glasses fall off............... but only when in a Kaftan I hasten to add
she should really get one of em long string things for stopping that !!!! struuuuuuuuuuuuuth
women n kaftans but do know that the scunny lass must have the paitence of a saint or a
rather large bottle of valium when trying to instruct sweaty betty from suffolk.... bloody hate
that they have no smiley thingys in here.........can't do me laughin or me wink..............such is life..
thats all for now.............wonder ow long it will take me to get back in next time ........lmao

Well would you bloody believe it.......it happened on the way to the forums..........(feel like nero) It's only taken me 2 days to get back in............dare I leave in case I cannot get in again !!!! (so can't never packed enough sandwiches .. lol) Have you ever had one of those moments where ya
instantly think.............de ja vue !!! Got locked out the blinkin car by a stupid wife...not only has she locked car keys in car but also house keys !!!!! it's worth adding at this point.......... were 30
miles from home and.......I say annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd spare keys for car are locked in house
which also have spare house keys in said locked house........... ohhhhhhhhh well onward n upword

Was hoping to get into the garden today.........but as I am in Scotland it done the obligatory piss
with rain all day this keeps up might get seed tatties in come december.. sigh... wished the girls
would post..........just so as I can pull a leg or four...........Very enigmatic is this chap ... ok am fugly........no way am I gonna post a pic of myself either on here or in tuffers .......weeeeeeeeee !!

Where to begin

Well thought I had best make an attempt at this malarky.....have friends the length of Britain
doing this.........a pair of twins as well would you believe....... I am a 40 something oh.......guy
but you know how at sometime in your life...you sit and ask yourself (ok so pissed ) and you wonder.....where did life go.........what have I done with it.............If I pop my clogs tommorow
are my library books overdue sorta kinda ish moment..............you still with me ?? wake up
It has dawned on me that............my fiftieth birthday is gonna come in this decade....but hell I
act like a 20 year old.........drink like a 18 year old.........and smoke like a chimney.... So I think
I need to get out more........I love embracing the earth..........ok.............I love to vegetable garden
and hark at this I am a member of a forum called stuffers........... were international like..... we
have a Geordie member out there.........(sure he is a cross dresser) we got Dom.........she was
deported from France (something to do with picket lines) we have wardy a k a Lard arse from
Derby...... we have Kaftan lil from scunny (Lilo) and Sweaty Betty from suffolk (Kate) she having just left due to technical problems............or was it the smell..............anyroad next up is
Adrian he's a Lincoln lad..........but needs telling the Imps are shoite .we have D&T that being
Dave and Tara.... from Lundon........we have Flo............who is............well Flo..............think she's
down watford way........... Gromster.....well he's beyond help (in Yorkshire) we have Bob who is a taffy.......can't remember where though............david......he's the closest to me I think (durham way) HT from hull..............and a few others who's names escape me at this moment in time....see thats the age thing creeping in............tend to forget a lot........lol .. ok it's 2.30 in the morning
will adjourn till the morning....................catch you later .................wink